Celebrating 2 years without a lawsuit!

Welcome to the official site of Apple incorporated or whatever we're called. 

We have plenty of Apple-related stuff because we are definitely the real website of Apple like praise Steve Jobs or something like that.  So yeah, we have all the Apple stuff, because we really are Apple (ignore apple.com, because THEY'RE DEFINATELY IMPOSTORS) so yeah...

We put a big apple here to make us look cooler.

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