A whole new meaning of connected
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These days, most of us are either too fat or to anorexic to use our appendages, so we created the revolutionary iPlant, a small radio transmitter, er, computer inserted into your brain, so you can do whatever facebooking you use on your $5000 device without having to actually move. And if actually thinking is too hard for you, you can use the iThink to think for you. Warning: product is in beta. known bugs: iThink doesn't turn off. It's going to wipe you min i love apple praise steve jobs macbook bmsam mac macing tosh sathsdsd
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The iPlant after insertion.
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Apple
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The operation is relatively painless and performed by trained college students in the back of the Apple Store. Once inserted a whole new world will open up to you, but only after you buy some copies of Apple Care and a gift certificate that you are free to use in the case of you suddenly exploding.
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