This is the Apple Store ok yes thank you.

As we are truly the REAL website for Apple we are proud to offer the finest products to you.  Please note that all money must be sent in Dogecoin.  Checks must be payable to our banks in North Korea.  This is definitely normal, so stop asking.

I-phone 27sEi Xtreme Edition

$17,000.00 - $18,000.00

$17,000.00 - $18,000.00

iPhone 4 or something

$99,999,999.99

$99,999,999.99

ipohne 4 wit Flappy bird EXTRA RARE must buy

$99,999,999.99

$50.00

Applecare Protection Plan*

$50.00

$65.00

iMac

$27,000.00 - $32,000.00

$27,000.99 - $32,000.99