Applecare Protection Plan*

SKU: 47
$50.00
50 65 $65.00
$65.00
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High-quality paper with a red apple on it.  It's probably made with the blood of PC users.
No one knows what it does, or what's inside of it.  Maybe it has pirated movies or something.
*We have no intention of honoring any warranties given to the consumer.  Item provides no practical purpose whatsoever.