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IMPOTANT INFOMATION ABOUT Iphone 5s PLEASE
HALLO PLEASE AND THANK U FOR VISITING THIS SITE WE WOLD LIKE TO ADRESS ISSUES CONCERNING THE PRODUCTION OF IPHONE 5s DUE TO ISSUS WITH MANUFACTORING WE R UNABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY SELL GOLD IPHONE PLEASE BUY OTHER PHONES THANK YOU YES OK THANK YOU GOLD DOESNT PLEASE THANK GOLD THANK YOU OK THANKS.
iPhone 5 really did exist. We want to believsdgiuewhsijgnbfjbv domain disabled
*Sponsered by Fox News* A heartwarming *DORITOS REFILL AND RELOAD* story of a man and *NEW McCHINESE! NOW AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AMERICAN* his iPad
Now here's a tale you don't hear too often. *OBAMA IS THE ANTICRIST GIVE US MONEY* On Saturday evening, Clarence Eulbarg was walking *FREE IPAD PICK YOUR COLOR EVEN THOUGH IPADS DON'T COME IN COLORS* his miniature Chihuahua-St. Bernard puppy when two men proceeded to *INVADE THE SOUTHERN AREA OF AFGANISTAN! THEY HAVE WEIRD NAMES THEREFORE THEY HATE AMERICA* ask him to come inside where he was promptly *ASSAULT ON THE UNION! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN* given a free ipad.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO CLARENCE AND HIS NEWFOUND FRIENDSHIP WITH HIS IPAD!!?!/1/1/ WILL HE BE ABLE TO REKINDLE HIS LOST LOVE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, PLAYED BY ACTRESS MEGAN FOX?!?!? [FOX NEWS- FAIR AND UNBIASED, NOW WITH MORE GUNS] *RANDOM EXPLOSION AND STEROID GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRIANGLE SAYING, "Well it looks like it's... time to take them out." DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN BLOOSH KBLOIPDSGFDSG DS G!!!?11//1,;L
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO CLARENCE AND HIS NEWFOUND FRIENDSHIP WITH HIS IPAD!!?!/1/1/ WILL HE BE ABLE TO REKINDLE HIS LOST LOVE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, PLAYED BY ACTRESS MEGAN FOX?!?!? [FOX NEWS- FAIR AND UNBIASED, NOW WITH MORE GUNS] *RANDOM EXPLOSION AND STEROID GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRIANGLE SAYING, "Well it looks like it's... time to take them out." DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN BLOOSH KBLOIPDSGFDSG DS G!!!?11//1,;L
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6/6/66
Bil Gates is a stupid head
In an interview with the High Council for Macs, the radical extremest babie eater stated, "Yes, I am a stupid head and I wet the bed at night. Also, Microsoft sucks." Apple Court has decided that he shall be put in the bully box for his crimes against humanity, and will rename his company to WeeSukDontBuyus Incorportated. Remember children: Microsoft eats babies.
5/6/2059
iOS 7 announcd!!11
is so pretty and only costs $599,999.99
5/7/20133
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Omg guiz I just got an iphone so happy omg lol.
Like I was like the first to get the ihpne 5 in the apple store so like u all suk cuz you aint got this swag like ur phones so bad cuz it runs andoid like thats bad so yeah like enjoy ur phone made by slaves like Iphones arent mad by slaves their made by actual people like Steve Jobs (all glory to Steve!!! omg microsoft kild him we should sue) Like obvioulsy this phoone is the brst untill a few weeks then it'll be absolute satan death burn it buy the new iphone death to old phones should be burnt like dont even giv them to people in Africa just burn them they never existed iphone 5 is the true iphone all others are inferior OMG NEW IPHONE iphone 5 is inferior burn death satan iphone 5s is the true iphone except iphone 6 is obvioulsy the best but the iphone 6s has a .3 increase in megapixal so its the best iphone 7 is so much better oh god help me.
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