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The futere of Mac computing power or something lik that, coming relatively soonish

Stev Jobs is died so were kinda screwed so we got his 3 year old child to design the next mac.  Like we thought that he would have some good ideas so he gave us this.  We miss you so much steve. 
Doubles as a wastebin to throw your unusable copy of Apple Care that you paid $50 for in.

Features

It plaies music

i think other computers can play music, but this one is a Mac so its better

Go on the internet with style

Even though no one can tell what computer you're using on the internet it will make you feel better and support your argument with a troll on Macrumors Forums. 

You can't expand it

Expanding opens the door to imaginary viruses, like you can open up a PC, and PCs get viruses, therfore opened computers=viruses.  i think.

It costs more so its better

Remember to write some bogus text by monday


lol they don't pay me enough to design their website I'm quitting today lolololol buttfart